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Sunday, August 29

Gas Pump Tells Non-Believers To Leave The Country

Caracas Is Now The Murder Capital Of The World

We are always hearing from the Far-Left how Capitalism creates crime. They argue that economic inequality is the reason why people steal from others. However, it is rather ironic to notice that Caracas, Venezuela is now the murder capital of the world. Someone better tell Sean Penn.




Right Wing News

Company Presses Your Ashes Into Vinyl After You Die

Check this out. I don't know whether to be grossed out, or amazed.

Company Presses Ashes Into Vinyl When You Die

Saturday, August 28

Hoarder Found Dead In Home After Four Month Search



Hoarder Found Dead In Home After Four Month Search
A Las Vegas woman who went missing in April, Billie Jean James, was found dead in her home this week by her husband, who spotted her feet sticking out from a pile of junk.  
Billie Jean was last seen walking away from her home back in April, and a massive search was conducted in Las Vegas and the surrounding desert. Police had come by James' house several times with dogs but never found anything. According to spokesman Bill Cassell: "For our dogs to go through that house and not find something should be indicative of the tremendous environmental challenges they faced." Billie Jean's husband, Bill, says she was a hoarder, and friends say she came home every day with various crap from local thrift stores. Her body was found underneath a pile of junk the stood from floor to ceiling.

The AP describes the the James' property:

"In the driveway sits two huge trash bins that require industrial-sized trucks to haul them away. The front patio is filled with knickknacks including old chairs, smaller trash bins and a 10-foot basketball hoop.
Inside, Cassell said James' piles of clutter left just small pathways to walk and strong odors that hindered their search — generated by animals, decomposing garbage, food, clothes and other stuff."

One neighbor, Sari Connolly, told the AP she's pretty skeptical about the whole situation, especially when sniffer dogs couldn't even find her: "I'm trying to figure out how a body couldn't smell so bad — that's what everyone's saying."

Rachel Maddow Is An Arrogant Hack Who Can't Do Math

Watch this arrogant twit accuse Chris Christie of not knowing how to subtract and then make the exact same mistake. What a hoot.


60 Foot Rope Swing!!


Elephant Love

Bible Verse Of The Day

Going Back & Looking at These Must Have Been Awkward



Masturbating Chiropractor

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Perry, Iowa.  A Perry chiropractor is charged with assault after a patient reported him to police. According to the complaint, a woman being examined for a back injury was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back. According to the woman’s statement, Duffy began massaging her lower right back and buttocks area. Sometime during the exam Duffy left the exam room. He then returned to the room and stood on the left side of the table. The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as “masturbating.” The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station. Police swabbed her lower back for evidence. The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy’s DNA profile. Duffy declined to comment on camera on the advice of his attorney, but said he’s worried about his two young children and his family’s future in Iowa. Duffy told KCCI that he’s innocent. Duffy has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge. He’s requested a jury trial.



I’m a little confused here as to how Duffy is pleading not guilty and proclaiming his innocence?  Umm, I hate to break it you bro, but your kids were all over this chick’s back?  Like this ain’t 1975 homie.  They got these things called DNA tests now and they eat lower back sperm samples for breakfast.  And I’m not sure but I think this may be one of the hardest situations to talk yourself out of in the history of awkward hookup rape-like situations.  Sperm from your dick all over her back.  I believe that’s what they refer to in the Wire as a 'dunker.'

Stimulus = Waste

Amazingly, this was found on CNN.

"The recovery is picking up steam as employers boost payrolls, but economists think the government’s stimulus package and jobs bill had little to do with the rebound, according to a survey released Monday.

In latest quarterly survey by the National Association for Business Economics, the index that measures employment showed job growth for the first time in two years — but a majority of respondents felt the fiscal stimulus had no impact."

So basically, like we all know and predicted, the ~$750 billion spent on the “stimulus” has done nothing and has little to no effect on the economy and its “recovery.”  This can also be seen in a study by Gallup that shows the creation of jobs by the Federal Government significantly outpaces the private sector.

So basically Obama’s effect so far, both with the stimulus and other legislation, has been to shrink the private sector and grow the government.  And don’t think that this just happened to be a side effect of his actions – it is the goal.

Kid Calls 911 For Math Help

Here is a 911 recording of a 4 year old calling 911 for help with his "takeaways." Very cute.

Gives A Whole New Meaning To Karate Kid

Talk About Rubbing It In

Lamborghini MoonI will never know the person who is behind this moon but I can only think of a few scenarios that would fit his description.

A.  He’s the awesome rich guy who realizes that life is great and that you should make the best of it.

B.  He’s a douchebag rich guy who is rubbing in the fact that he’s riding in a Lamborghini and is letting you know about it.

C.  He’s the friend of the rich guy driving the Lamborghini who is living up live to the fullest while he has this chance.

I kind of hope it’s C.

Courtesy of Uncoached

Monday, August 16

Obama Seeks To Make Patriot Act More Abusive, Sweet.


When this goofball campaigned in 2008, he promised that he would respect the Constitution, and push for reforms of laws passed under Bush, that established abusive government powers of surveillance against the American people. Once Obama became President, his promises of reform quickly faded.  What’s actually happening now is that Obama is using the power of the White House to push to make Bush's unconstitutional laws even worse.

A perfect example is Obama’s recent activity on the Patriot Act, the foundation for the government’s system of surveillance against the American people. President Obama is sending representatives to Capitol Hill to push for the expansion of the power to spy on American’s Internet use through National Security Letters that are not even approved by a court of law, but are certified by the very law enforcement officers who are directing surveillance to take place.  What the fuck?  Obama’s effort to expand the spying powers of the Patriot Act are aimed at Americans’ use of the Internet, to go beyond simple communications to encompass practically everything we do online.

This summer, Obama gave a speech to a Netroots Nation gathering, asking liberals to have patience with him, because he just needs more time to work on fulfilling his promises. Obama’s attempt to expand unconstitutional spying powers, however, should serve as a reminder to you liberals that Obama has been using much of the time he’s had in the White House so far to actually make things worse. 

In the 2012 election, why should liberals work to help to give Barack Obama more time to take America in the wrong direction?   Then you have the Republicans candidates that are supposedly going to make a run at the office next year - Mike Huckabee is stuck in the last century, Ron Paul is convinced of the existence of a secret treasonous superhighway (what? equipped with a cloaking device?), and Sarah Palin wants to push her version of radical Christianity down your kids' throats. Do you find that scary? I do. 

Sunday, August 15

US to face shortage of Doctors

According to the Wall Street Journal, the US is going to face a shortage of doctors in the coming years, most likely due to the fact that there will be tons of more insured people in the US.

Some predict that there could be a shortage of up to 150,000 doctors in the next 15 years.  The article doesn’t really address this, but the new healthcare "reform" is certainly not helping the situation.   I’ve yet to find a person who likes the new healthcare reform bill.

Obama says to "Tone it down"

          Politico has a story up concerning CBS News’ recent hard-hitting Obama interview in which Harry Smith played basketball with the President.

          During the interview, this is what Obama had to say about some of the criticism of his actions as President:

North Dighton Bible campers answer phone calls from God - Taunton, MA

I'm sorry but this makes my stomach turn. These kids are too young to be force fed crap like this. Indoctrination at its best.  Click here to read full article.



Obama Backpedals on Mosque

Sam Harris on Obama's failure to acknowledge that Islam is different than any other faith.

Obama Backpedals on Mosque

the best craigslist ad EVER.

Thursday, August 12

Call Of Duty Pro Gamer NoM4D Plays With His Lips & Chin Only

For anyone who plays Modern Warfare you should know that there is a button layout called Nomad. This was made specifically for Randy Fitzgerald (NoM4D) who suffers from a rare condition known as Arthrogryposis which leaves him paralyzed from the neck down. For anyone who hasn’t seen NoM4D in action, this is a video of him dominating on the Modern Warfare map known as Crash.  This guy has some serious skills.  I can't believe this is even real.











Here's something else I found... It's a sweet compilation of gun shot sounds from COD Modern Warfare 2 made into "music".   I thought it was kind of cool, and I don't even play the game.

WoW Ninjitsu Insanity.

HOLY SHIT Batman! This guy girl is a force to be reckoned with. I love how her breathing gets even louder as she gets lower to the ground. Instead of hitting people in the skull with her jack maybe she should attach 10lb weights to both sides and hit the gym.  I love it.

Bust A Move (Street Edition)

Best Cry Ever (Intervention)

This awesome clip is from some dumb A&E show called Intervention. I may just have to start watching this more often.  Lets us gain joy from this poor dudes hilarious sorrow.

Justin Beiber Gets Belted in the Head With a Water-Bottle

this is freaking classic.  maybe next time it will be a rock.

Nerd's Ineffective Throwing Technique

Wednesday, August 11

Douchebag Lets Foul Ball Hit Girlfriend @ Astros Game

A Zoo-York hat-wearing guy took his girlfriend to a Houston Astros game, and got seats down the left-field line.  The perfect spot for a long, trailing, curving foul ball.  So what does he do when a ball gets hit right at him?  He ducks out of the way like a pussy, and lets the ball drill his lady friend right in the forearm. (which actually probably hurt pretty bad) This prompts two questions: A. How the hell does he not protect his girl? B. What guy is too afraid to try to catch a foul ball at a baseball game?


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Wednesday, August 4

$70,000 Coked Out Monkeys - Courtesy Of Your Stimulus Money

  
 You always hear about tax-payer stimulus money being wasted on this and that, but I think I found the proverbial "straw that broke this camel's back."   It actually came first from ABC's John Karl on Good Morning America, where he highlighted a new report by two Republican senators (kind of strange, considering they spend money on some idiotic shit too) on EXTREME examples of waste in this "essential" stimulus bill.   Karl rattled off some jaw dropping data: "$71,000 (out of your paycheck) for researchers at Wake Forest University to see how monkeys react under the influence of cocaine. "  The two senators informed viewers that they released their news report "exclusively to ABC." I want to see if NBC or CBS is going to follow up  on this story.   Doubt it.

Tuesday, August 3

Lady Gaga talks Immigration - SHUT THE HELL UP

here is a perfect example of why half our country is ruh-tards, they listen to and take people seriously that dress up like a 10 year old girl on halloween .   Yeah....I really hope people are going to be persuaded by this bimbo. Listen, I know there are several people who love this country and work/live on Visa's. They love this country, and are working toward their citizenship. But for some reason, since there isn't an ocean between us and Mexico they think they don't have to live by our laws. This isn't racism, it has nothing to do about racism, but hell if anybody can understand that. Seriously, give me a break. You watch, after the democrats see this, I bet MSNBC will have Lady Gaga come give an "exclusive" interview to Rachel Maddow, or Keith Olberman now, wouldn't be surprised if NBC did the same thing.  

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"Italy's Miss Chubby Pageant took a sledgehammer to my WTF meter"

love drew barrymore.



The $23,000 Census Bureau's totem pole? (with your money)

I have heard of some pretty crazy stories about the waste of taxpayer money for this and for that, but this one is definitely near the top of the list.  

NOT the Census Totem. Feel better?
NOT the totem, feel better?
Stephen Robert Morse (@biggovernment.com) wrote on his blog yesterday about the Census Bureau commissioning (nice word for buying) a totem pole to be constructed in Alaska, then hauled to D.C.  Steve Jost of the Census Bureau wrote back to him and responded with this: 

The image you posted is not that of the 2010 Census Totem.  You can see the totem in this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0-29Ig-FY
Since you have prejudged the value of this important promotional effort before knowing anything about the cost, I’m doubtful the following will be of much solace to you.
In early 2010 while plans were being made for the first enumeration in Noorvik, Alaska, one of the oldest native organizations in the state made a significant gesture. The Alaska Native Brotherhood passed a resolution supporting the Census and forming the creation of a totem pole to mark this significant event.  Our Seattle Region put together a plan to commission the art, and have it travel Alaska and Washington State tribal events for several months  to promote participation in the 2010 Census.  The totem pole is a storytelling icon steeped in the culture and traditions of the Alaska Native and Northwest Pacific Coastal peoples. It is an immediately recognizable symbol to the native people throughout America’s largest state.
The art was commissioned at a cost of $20,000.  The cost to have it travel across the country for permanent display at Census is $3,111.   We believe strongly that this has been a very effective promotional investment that symbolizes the Census Bureau’s constitutional mandate to ensure a complete count of all tribal lands, especially the 564 Federally recognized tribes.
The response to the Census Totem encouraged us to find a permanent home for it here at our headquarters along with other historical Census artifacts.



seriously?




Tin Man! How Can I Ever Repay You?!


don't get oil all over your ruby slippers, dorothy.

The RAVE TOILET

Ever wondered what it would be like to flush glowsticks down the toliet? (me niether)

Sunday, August 1

Fox & Friends goofballs.

          So im watching Fox & Friends this morning, and I know I'm picky but I just know there are people that are way more fit to be the host of a news show.  I actually like the one guy Dave that usually only does weekends,  Clayton is a little on the strange side for a host,  Steve just doesn't come across as a real forthright person, I can tell he tries to spin certain things sometime, and I mean that's understandable, its FOX.   Every news show does.  Brian is the other main male host, I'm not sure how i feel about him, he's very opinionated, which is probably why they asked him to have a radio show also.  I really can't stand either of the females on the show, they just seem WAY too ditzy to be able to be allowed to let this many million people hear their opinions.  Leave it to the professionals ladies.  Sometimes they say stuff that's so ridiculous I actually get on my computer, and email them.  I swear one time, I got a reply from Gretchen because I called her out so bad on something so ridiculous she said,  I have the email stilll to prove it.  She was MAD.   haha.  But the purpose for this whole spiel was this morning they had a short piece on a study that had been done about how kissing your children on the lips past a certain age, could somehow damage the way they act around other children.  None of the hosts really agreed with it, except Clayton, but then Alisyn pops up and says the way her and her child kiss is like a "makeout session."   Ummmm, ok Alisyn?  She went on and said "What am i supposed to do, push him away?"  Come on, YES, IF YOUR KID IS MAKING OUT WITH YOU, PUSH  HIM AWAY.  At least Dave said it was disturbing, because I couldn't freaking believe what I heard.  Oh well, even though FOX News is the only channel that still has any journalistic credibility, they are still really weird sometimes.  It's time for some new morning show hosts.  I think Greg Gutfeld from 'Red Eye', would be an excellent choice for the morning show, instead of the 3am show they have him hosting right now.  He's absolutely hilarious, I'm not sure if anybody knows what I'm talking about, because its on at 3am, but it's definitely the funniest show on FOX.

Saturday, July 31

A Fishy Soccer Celebration (by Iceland?). A must see, if you haven't already on ESPN.

the new geico commercial

AP News : "Republicans are mean!"


The AP's Take on Rangel Ethics Probe: Republicans Are Mean! | NewsBusters.org



GOP Gets Wish: Rangel Case in Campaign Season."


Seriously, that's the headline chosen for charges made public against a Democrat. Behold the high standard of an "unbiased" news wire. The full biased story from AP is here.


2 Interesting insights into the Shirley Sherrod case

What Kind of Journalist Would Cheer a for Defamation Plaintiff? @ Big Journalism



How Would Media Have Responded If Sherrod Worked For George W. Bush? @ NewsBusters


Newsbusters.org 7/30/10 Update

The Colony : Discovery Channel

The Colony : Discovery Channel


anybody that watches the discovery channel probably already knows the deal about this show, I just really think it would be a extremely fascinating concept to either observe or even be included in such a wild experiment like this.  I just wish it was more along the lines of an uncut video format, with cameras that were just posted randomly all over the place, hidden from all the survivors.  because even in a situation like this I think people act different on camera, and i haven't seen enough of this show to figure out whether these people knew ahead of time that they were going to be on the discovery channel, or that they thought they were just being video taped for the sole reason of being in an experiment.  i have a feeling its the former.  it's a little goofy in some parts that's why, although i'm not sure if thats because they know that it's just an experiment or they know that its going to be framed as almost a reality show once its cut and edited for the discovery channel.  the idea of it all though, is very cool in my book.

seems like an interesting news channel









check out the brother in this video. haha. the 1st one is funnier, i think.

Friday, July 30

the worst thing about the NFL

i have adjudicated  that my my biggest beef with the NFL is perfectly illustrated by this article right here.  the NFL needs a rookie salary cap worse than anything.  I know these kids work hard, but its that, their kids; and it's the NFL.  it irks me that they have not at all implicated some sort of salary restriction for at least the first year of a rookie's contract.  it's sickening how much money the veterans make already, more every year, bigger contracts every year.  but the rookies, and this guaranteed money.  the teams need to just all come together and say they are not going to give rookies this much money, if the league will not do anything about it.  if you can explain to me a good reason to give a kid this much GUARANTEED money, i'm open for suggestions.  although this is probably my biggest problem with the NFL, the whole concussion thing and the care that hasn't been taken of some of the retired NFL players comes in a close 2nd.

Sharia – She’s A Comin’

An interesting read. It's obvious how I feel about this issue too. My view of the whole mess is a little more drastic even. So when I come across something like this, I feel as though everybody should read it.

barack obama drives chevy volt 10 feet, the crowd goes wild

haha this should get a chuckle out of you

Steeler Fans

Report: Tomlin pleased with conditioning.

Liberal Idiot of the Week - The Mainstream Media

The mainstream media has been in rare form this past week. They've been working overtime to paint Fox News as a racist organization based on their handling of the Sharon Sherrod story. As we all know, the last thing these people care about is the truth when advancing their agenda.

Case in point, Howard Dean showed up on Fox News Sunday this morning selling the current liberal talking point - Fox News caused the media feeding frenzy that lead to Sherrod's forced resignation. It didn't matter to Dean that Fox News never mentioned her name until after the Obama administration had forced her resignation. Nope, he had his point to make and he was sticking to it no matter what - "Fox News is a racist". Thankfully, Chris Wallace explained to Dean that his timeline didn't add up and made the guy look like a twit in the end.

Dean is certainly not alone in trumpeting this bogus line. Joan Walsh, editor in chief of Salon.com, actually suggested that because Sherrod's father had been killed by a white farmer, she was entitled to say anything she wanted about race or white people. Really? What if we found out that Mel Gibson was robbed and beaten by a black man when he was younger. Would that make everything he has said about black people OK? I hardly think that Joan or anyone else on the Left would think so.

Of course, it's never a two-way street with the Left. As far as I can tell, the narrative from the spineless, biased media heading into November is that if you vote for the conservative candidate, you're a racist or Uncle Tom - depending on your ethnic status, of course. If you vote for the liberal, your an angel on the right hand of God.

That's the line they've drawn and I reject it out of hand. They can take their bogus charges of racism against Fox News, and conservatives in general, and stick 'em.

For this and so many other reasons that would take years to list, the mainstream media are the Liberal Idiots of the Week

The Drum Hike

a real life Forrest Gump, kind of.

A few brownie points for Anderson Cooper, even though he is a goofy bastard

Whoa: CNN’s Anderson Cooper Apologizes for Not Questioning Sherrod When She Branded Breitbart a Racist, Delves Into Husband’s “Uncle-Toms” Remarks…

"The cliff the democrats are pushing us off of"



Courtesy of the Conservative Opinion & Satirical Abuse of the Left Website

Find the person most likely to think Obama and the liberals suck

Ok, this is screwed up if its true.

So on FOX news, i heard Judge Andrew Napolitano say that the founder of WikiLeaks had offered the leaked Afghan documents to the White House weeks before they were published in the press, and heard nothing back from them. Here's the clip of Judge. I'm not sure what this Assange guy was trying to accomplish by doing this, I would understand if he was from the Middle East or something, but what the fuck man? Everybody is saying that all that information was already known, yet there was a great deal of classified information within it. Why are we not searching for this guy to prosecute him? Is this not a crime? To release information that hasn't been declassified yet?

Odd News



The Price Is Right host Drew Carey lost 80 pounds, he looks like Orville Redenbacher now doenst he? He supposedly did it by removing carbs from his diet and exercising 5 times a week. Good for him, maybe he can beat up Bob Barker for talking shit on him. And maybe it will inspire some of the larger population to do the same thing.


Cops Destroy Almost  Billion Worth of Weed in California

Police in California over the last three weeks have arrested over 100 people and destroyed 432,000 marijuana plants worth at least $1.7 billion dollars. Maybe they should have put it towards the states $19 billion dollar budget deficit.





PS. When he was on the view yesterday morning, I thought of something that was quite funny. I don't think there was an audience for that interview. He totally acted like there was, and waved and all that crap, they even played fake cheering and laughing. I just don't think they vetted every single person that was coming on that show that day, so therefore they couldn't have all those people that close to the President. Haha, that cracks me up.




Thursday, July 29

shirley celebrity sherrod


Well, where do you even start talking about this story. I wanted to wait til' a few days after the whole farce ended, just in case something else came up & so I could get the whole truth about what really happened that day. Now, after watching the conservative and liberal sides of this fiasco & reading quite a few articles about it; I've come to the conclusion that THERE ARE 1,837,239,344,567,745,456 OTHER THINGS YOU COULD BE REPORTING ON AND WORRYING ABOUT.
          Instead of firing back and forth at each other on who is lying and who is telling the truth and who is right and who is wrong, GIVE ME A BREAK. But nonetheless I feel like I have found the middle ground on what transpired the day she was asked to resign. Here is Brett Baier today talking about how Howard Dean keeps lying about FOX News & their coverage of this story. And although FOX News didn't run a single story about Shirley Sherrod that day, there was definitely some coverage of it on their website that day. So saying that they are completely innocent in this, would be a lie if you asked me. But they definitely did not do what all the liberals are accusing them of doing. Accusing FOX of being racists and bigots? Sometimes I wonder if its not just being liberal, it's just people being complete idiots. Maybe liberals are idiots? I don't know. I know a few intelligent ones, so it can't be ALL of them. But to completely fabricate something and run it on MSNBC as a substantial story, is just a slap in the face to anybody that watches it. Why is there not more of an outrage about them lying, or an outrage over the WHITE HOUSE taking something so far out of context, and not even watching 30 more seconds of the video to see that she wasn't really being a racist. What about the NAACP? They said they were "SNOOKERED" by FOX and Breitbart into believing Sherrod was being racist. Seriously, that information has to pass through quite a few people, especially when the orders for a resignation comes directly from the White House? You're telling me NOBODY else watched the rest of the video to see that it wasn't what they thought it was? When a Conservative patriot that wants to bring down the whole left-wing institution releases an edited video, you should probably WATCH THE WHOLE THING. But instead, it's allllllllll FOX's fault somehow. People have to understand though, that these are the tactics the left uses, only Breitbart used the same right back at them. Although it might seem childish, it might be the only way to counter all the bullshit liberals seem to come up with. I wish people were just generally smarter, and less easily influenced. Maybe then, people could make up their own minds. This is probably exactly what the left wanted, another 'reason' (or excuse as i like to call it) to brand the tea-party & other republicans as racist bigots.

          Here is a clip from Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show' of Jon Stewart poking fun of pretty much every person involved in this thing. It's quite amusing. Even though Jon Stewart is an idiotic socialist. This may be the most fair reporting he has ever done. The Obama Administration has to know they're really in trouble when a former kool-aid drinking Obama cultist like Jon Stewart has flown the coop and begun to actually report things fairly. Then again, probably not. I wish for one day I could be inside the head of one of these people, just to see what the benefits are of thinking like liberals do? I see nothing attractive about that point of view. I don't know where or how these people form their opinions?


I know this guy is my hero though...

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Wednesday, July 28

a great example of the wonderful logic of liberals

This morning on Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski actually made me laugh out loud when she said this. It's just another shining example of the twisted logic that liberals try to pass on as normal. This show is so completely ridiculous some mornings, that I can't believe they are allowed to be on cable tv. You're probably asking why do i watch it then? I have 3 TV's in my room and I like to have a different news channel on each one of them in the morning. It's easier to find a middle ground when you have FOX on one tv, CNN on another, and NBC on the other one. But every now and then I will flip over the the extreme left crazy MSNBC show, just to see what they have to say. This morning I happened to catch Mika actually blaming men in general for the collapse of Wall Street, and that if it would have been women, it wouldn't have happened.

I Need A Chick Like This

so this chick lets you smash empty bottles on her head.

Tuesday, July 27

Reggie Miller loves drunk asian chicks





http://hailmaryjane.com/reggie-miller-loves-drunk-asian-bitches-what-dont-we-all/

What recession?

It's not a recession, you just suck.
Junior High Schooler Puts Her Hand Down Her Pants And Smells It
Is it illegal to say this is really filthy hot?
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Commercial Features Dude Crushing Little Chicken
PETA’s gonna love it!
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this is just great. i dont know how else to put it.


Interesting..

Predators & Inception

So sunday I went & saw the new predators movie, and although I'm usually kind of weary about movies that just keep putting out sequel after sequel after sequel. Even though, I don't remember AVP: Requiem very well, this movie takes it back to the same way the first Predator was shot. It's in the jungle, and they actually make a reference to Arnold & what happened in the first one. I thought the movie was as good as it could be, I enjoyed it very much, and if you are a fan of the predator movies, I highly recommend going to see this one. I thought the acting or screenplay might be a little corny, but I thought overall they did a good job with it. The special effects and camera angles were probably the parts I enjoyed the most. I feel like camera angles can make a movie twice as good. I always refer to Denzel Washington's Man On Fire, the way it was filmed made it one of the best movies I have ever seen. Even though it was a remake of the older 'Man On Fire'. I can't believe Predators is like 10th on the list of box office earnings. I figured it would have made more than 3 million the first weekend. Maybe once people find out it's not like the AVP movies and its back the original Predator story, it might gain a little more recognition. I mean "Grown-Ups" has 4 million more than Predators does, and it has the worst rating of all the movies out at the theater right now. Ehhh, whatever.

The weekend before I went out on my first "date" in a few years, and I saw Inception. I wasn't sure whether I was going to like it or not, but I went because I liked the girl that asked me to go. The first 20 minutes of the movie I wasn't really sure what was going on, but as soon as the opening scene was over & it calmed down, the actual storyline came into play, I was definitely intrigued. I have always been a person who was curious about dreams and what goes on in my brain while I am asleep, and why we have yet to completely understand it all. I highly recommend this movie, I have only heard 2 negative reviews of this movie, and although I loved it, I can see where some people might not enjoy it. The director is the same guy that did the recent Batman movies, and he must have enjoyed working with some of the actors, because he uses at least 3 of the same people. There might have been more, but I only picked out Alfred (Batman's Butler), the chinese ninja guy from the first one, and Cilian Murphy (the guy that put the burlap sack on his head). The special effects are absolutely marveling & I wouldn't be surprised if some people got motion sickness from watching it. It was like 'The Matrix" on steroids. I'm excited for the DVD release, to watch the making of and all the behind the scenes stuff.


So, if you are wondering what movie you should go see. I recommend both of these.


Rachel Maddow makes my skin crawl

So I woke up this morning to an email from a friend, linking me to a clip from the Rachel Maddow show. It had to do with the Shirley Sherrod story, and how Fox News is racist and how Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity were responsible for the firing of Ms. Sherrod. Now I listened to Shirley Sherrod tell the story about Cheryl Cook calling her and telling her to pull her car over and tender her resignation "because she was going to be on the Glenn Beck show." HAHA. Glenn Beck has the White House on edge it looks like, they are firing people for stuff they think might happen. Pathetic? Yeah, I'd say so. Now I know that condemning somebody just for their political ideas is wrong, but I think Rachel Maddow is one of the stupidest people to ever have their own show on cable tv. Everybody on MSNBC are idiots, but she takes the cake. Politifact.com is a good site to see who is lying and who is telling the truth in politics, they pulled a handful of quotes from Rachel Maddow, and NOT ONE of this woman's statements were even half true. I don't understand, I know there's freedom of speech and all that, but I wish there was some kind of mediator for cable television, someone or something that could keep people like this in check when they are just lying through their teeth to the thousands and thousands of people that are watching it. Those single host kind of talk shows are dangerous if you ask me, for the sole reason that they can say anything they want, and the only people to correct them, are people that email the damn show. It's ridiculous. That's why I find www.politifact.com to be such an interesting site. I think everybody should read it, everybody should go check facts on stuff they hear, before they form an opinion. You got every news show in the country talking about some damn FDA official for a week now, come on Mr. President - LETS GET BACK TO THE REAL PROBLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY. Personally calling Shirley Sherrod to apologize. Since when does the POTUS call someone like that and apologize, an FDA official at that. She should have kept her mouth shut and just did her job, instead of trying to politic. Obama, how bout you call the families of the murdered farmers in Arizona? Just a thought.

God in the classroom

I love articles like this, because it's easier to just tell someone to read it, because trying to tell a religious person about something that goes against what they think, is like killing kittens. They just don't even want to hear the common sense approach to the whole situation. But this is a good article from a scientist professor about being asked by a student whether or not he believed in God since he was a 'scientist'.

Pitchin a tent

this is a must watch. look at the tent this guy is pitching.

Radio Stations! GET A CLUE.

Here's another article from the Tune Lab site, about how bad radio stations are actually becoming.

Stopping Pre-Release Album Leaks

Here's an article from one of the sites I visit frequently for updates on music. It's on the topic of stopping albums from leaking out into the public before they are legitimately released. I have always had a problem with this, although I am guilty of listening to some albums before they have been released, if they wouldn't have been available, I wouldn't have done it. But the artists that I probably did look up, were some of my favorite ones, and there's a 99% chance that I bought the cd when it came out anyways. I'm old fashioned, I do download some music, but I definitely buy the actual CD's of all the bands that I like. So, I'm not one of those kids that just downloads whole albums and never buys a CD. I do have a problem with that method of obtaining your music. Most people know I enjoy music more than that average Joe, therefore this is the reason this is sort of a soft spot for me. I like to support the artists I frequently listen to, and I think everyone else should do the same thing, before the music industry goes completely viral and there are no more live shows or anything like that.

Tonight's Video

I feel like i need to do something cool everyday, like post a video, or a picture or some kind of article. I don't know man, I'm new to the blog world. Here's a video for today. It's kinda whacky.

Monday, July 26

Dept. of Veterans Affairs & Marijuana

In light of California voting in November on whether or not to legalize marijuana for recreational use, this article explains a new policy the Department of Veterans Affairs has put into place, concerning the prescription and use of medical marijuana.

Sunday, July 25

CNN

So I'm sitting here eating "breakfast", waiting to make a wake-up call to a beautiful young lady and I find myself emailing the CNN morning news show, telling them that they lose more credibility by the day with these ridiculous people they invite to come on and speak. It's freaking absurd. Not only do I wonder where these idiots come from, but how a major news channel let's people like this talk to the millions of viewers. I mean its no surprise, but it just pisses me off more everyday. I have 3 TVs in my room, one little one by my desk, then two bigger ones stacked on top of each other. The real reason for having 3 is for sports really, but it also works for morning news shows. I like to put FOX on the main one, and then HLN with the lovely Robin Meade on another one, then i usually put CNN or NBC on the little one. It's so hard for me to watch NBC anymore though, sometimes they have wonderfully heartfelt, interesting stories on there, but they have also become the most LIBERAL news channel on television. It's ridiculous how bad they sound, and how clueless they really are. Don't get me wrong, there are some liberal principles I definitely agree with, but the overall like progressive liberal agenda, is just completely not my cup of tea. I think liberalism is just socialism dressed up in a more modern form. I'm sure there were millions of college students, and African-Americans, and probably a bunch of white anti-Bush people, that voted for Obama, without knowing a single tidbit of what socialism really is. The media has dressed up Obama so carefully, that easily influenced people just gobbled it right up. I even did, for about 2 weeks. I just heard today that there was more than 2000 voter complaints in Texas alone, of voter intimidation on the behalf of the Obama administration. There is a documentary out now (We Will Not Be Silenced? that might be what its called), that supposedly has hard evidence of all this stuff. Like if this happened, how the hell do you stop it from happening again? Scares me. But going back to the different news channels I watch in the morning. People usually have a standard news show they watch in the morning, whether its NBC, or ABC or Good Morning America, or Fox & Friends, or Morning Joe or CBS. Usually republicans/conservatives watch Fox, maybe ABC or CBS, but they usually never watch CNN or MSNBC, and vice versa with liberals/democrats. I think everybody should switch what news channel they watch, just to make sure they get if not the full story, at least 2 different sides of it. People need to understand what's really going on in this country. As of a few years ago, I wasn't too big into politics, but now that our country is going to radical changes, I almost have to care, because it is going to affect me, and my children. I don't know how liberals can continue to stand by such a horrible unexperienced POTUS. The average person, doesn't know the extent of the radical agendas of the maniacs he surrounded himself with inside the White House. It is absolutely ludicrous that conservatives are the only people upset over this. If some of the so called Obama zombies/young liberals I have spoken to, even knew the slightest bit about some of the people Obama gets advice from, I guarantee they would have thought twice about who/what they voted for. Most of these idiots just voted for a guy that said our government was bad, and it needed changed, and it needed to be transparent. Hell, I woulda voted for somebody that said all that. But you have to do a little research before you dive right in. The media made George Bush out to be so bad, I couldn't believe it. Yeah, I wouldn't have voted for George Bush, but I bet if they wouldn't have made him look so bad, Obama wouldn't have looked so good. But now that I've ranted about all this crap, my point was just to not watch the same news channel all the time. You'd be surprised if you switched the channel and heard how different some of the stuff is portrayed.

My 1st Blog?!?!

I was on vacation earlier this month, and although I have contemplated writing my own blog before, my Aunt told me that she thought it would be a really good idea. I used to have a journal when i was younger, and the way my mind works, being able to type and not physically write my musings and rantings down, almost gives me more of an incentive to do it. If i had to write with a pen or pencil all the crazy stuff I think about, I just couldn't do it, it would take too much time, and i would get tired/sick of it eventually. Being able to post links and pictures and all that stuff, makes it a lot more interesting than a journal. I do have stacks of journals i filled up when i was younger. i think everyone of my ex-girlfriends bought me a journal or two at one point. I wish this thing would change all my lower case i's and turn them into I's. I'm not really sure who is going to read this thing, but then again, i'm sure almost every blogger thought that at one point when they were writing their own blogs. So I've been messing with the stupid layout of this blog, and I just can't get it where or how i want it, so im just gonna leave it like this, and then maybe change it up later. i do like the library/book theme though. I was thinking about posting like a daily picture, or daily funny picture, or video or something of the sort, but i haven't figured out the easiest way to do that yet. I'm not completely sure how this blog works yet. But hey, i got my first entry in, and now i feel special.