Hoarder Found Dead In Home After Four Month Search

A Las Vegas woman who went missing in April, Billie Jean James, was found dead in her home this week by her husband, who spotted her feet sticking out from a pile of junk.  
Billie Jean was last seen walking away from her home back in April, and a massive search was conducted in Las Vegas and the surrounding desert. Police had come by James' house several times with dogs but never found anything. According to spokesman Bill Cassell: "For our dogs to go through that house and not find something should be indicative of the tremendous environmental challenges they faced." Billie Jean's husband, Bill, says she was a hoarder, and friends say she came home every day with various crap from local thrift stores. Her body was found underneath a pile of junk the stood from floor to ceiling.

The AP describes the the James' property:

"In the driveway sits two huge trash bins that require industrial-sized trucks to haul them away. The front patio is filled with knickknacks including old chairs, smaller trash bins and a 10-foot basketball hoop.
Inside, Cassell said James' piles of clutter left just small pathways to walk and strong odors that hindered their search — generated by animals, decomposing garbage, food, clothes and other stuff."

One neighbor, Sari Connolly, told the AP she's pretty skeptical about the whole situation, especially when sniffer dogs couldn't even find her: "I'm trying to figure out how a body couldn't smell so bad — that's what everyone's saying."

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Masturbating Chiropractor

Perry, Iowa.  A Perry chiropractor is charged with assault after a patient reported him to police. According to the complaint, a woman being examined for a back injury was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back. According to the woman’s statement, Duffy began massaging her lower right back and buttocks area. Sometime during the exam Duffy left the exam room. He then returned to the room and stood on the left side of the table. The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as “masturbating.” The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station. Police swabbed her lower back for evidence. The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy’s DNA profile. Duffy declined to comment on camera on the advice of his attorney, but said he’s worried about his two young children and his family’s future in Iowa. Duffy told KCCI that he’s innocent. Duffy has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge. He’s requested a jury trial.



I’m a little confused here as to how Duffy is pleading not guilty and proclaiming his innocence?  Umm, I hate to break it you bro, but your kids were all over this chick’s back?  Like this ain’t 1975 homie.  They got these things called DNA tests now and they eat lower back sperm samples for breakfast.  And I’m not sure but I think this may be one of the hardest situations to talk yourself out of in the history of awkward hookup rape-like situations.  Sperm from your dick all over her back.  I believe that’s what they refer to in the Wire as a 'dunker.'

Stimulus = Waste

Amazingly, this was found on CNN.

"The recovery is picking up steam as employers boost payrolls, but economists think the government’s stimulus package and jobs bill had little to do with the rebound, according to a survey released Monday.

In latest quarterly survey by the National Association for Business Economics, the index that measures employment showed job growth for the first time in two years — but a majority of respondents felt the fiscal stimulus had no impact."

So basically, like we all know and predicted, the ~$750 billion spent on the “stimulus” has done nothing and has little to no effect on the economy and its “recovery.”  This can also be seen in a study by Gallup that shows the creation of jobs by the Federal Government significantly outpaces the private sector.

So basically Obama’s effect so far, both with the stimulus and other legislation, has been to shrink the private sector and grow the government.  And don’t think that this just happened to be a side effect of his actions – it is the goal.

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Talk About Rubbing It In

I will never know the person who is behind this moon but I can only think of a few scenarios that would fit his description.

A.  He’s the awesome rich guy who realizes that life is great and that you should make the best of it.

B.  He’s a douchebag rich guy who is rubbing in the fact that he’s riding in a Lamborghini and is letting you know about it.

C.  He’s the friend of the rich guy driving the Lamborghini who is living up live to the fullest while he has this chance.

I kind of hope it’s C.

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