Gas Pump Tells Non-Believers To Leave The Country

Caracas Is Now The Murder Capital Of The World

We are always hearing from the Far-Left how Capitalism creates crime. They argue that economic inequality is the reason why people steal from others. However, it is rather ironic to notice that Caracas, Venezuela is now the murder capital of the world. Someone better tell Sean Penn.




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Company Presses Your Ashes Into Vinyl After You Die

Check this out. I don't know whether to be grossed out, or amazed.

Company Presses Ashes Into Vinyl When You Die

Hoarder Found Dead In Home After Four Month Search

A Las Vegas woman who went missing in April, Billie Jean James, was found dead in her home this week by her husband, who spotted her feet sticking out from a pile of junk.  
Billie Jean was last seen walking away from her home back in April, and a massive search was conducted in Las Vegas and the surrounding desert. Police had come by James' house several times with dogs but never found anything. According to spokesman Bill Cassell: "For our dogs to go through that house and not find something should be indicative of the tremendous environmental challenges they faced." Billie Jean's husband, Bill, says she was a hoarder, and friends say she came home every day with various crap from local thrift stores. Her body was found underneath a pile of junk the stood from floor to ceiling.

The AP describes the the James' property:

"In the driveway sits two huge trash bins that require industrial-sized trucks to haul them away. The front patio is filled with knickknacks including old chairs, smaller trash bins and a 10-foot basketball hoop.
Inside, Cassell said James' piles of clutter left just small pathways to walk and strong odors that hindered their search — generated by animals, decomposing garbage, food, clothes and other stuff."

One neighbor, Sari Connolly, told the AP she's pretty skeptical about the whole situation, especially when sniffer dogs couldn't even find her: "I'm trying to figure out how a body couldn't smell so bad — that's what everyone's saying."

Rachel Maddow Is An Arrogant Hack Who Can't Do Math

Watch this arrogant twit accuse Chris Christie of not knowing how to subtract and then make the exact same mistake. What a hoot.

60 Foot Rope Swing!!

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Elephant Love

Bible Verse Of The Day

Going Back & Looking at These Must Have Been Awkward

Masturbating Chiropractor

Perry, Iowa.  A Perry chiropractor is charged with assault after a patient reported him to police. According to the complaint, a woman being examined for a back injury was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back. According to the woman’s statement, Duffy began massaging her lower right back and buttocks area. Sometime during the exam Duffy left the exam room. He then returned to the room and stood on the left side of the table. The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as “masturbating.” The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station. Police swabbed her lower back for evidence. The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy’s DNA profile. Duffy declined to comment on camera on the advice of his attorney, but said he’s worried about his two young children and his family’s future in Iowa. Duffy told KCCI that he’s innocent. Duffy has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge. He’s requested a jury trial.



I’m a little confused here as to how Duffy is pleading not guilty and proclaiming his innocence?  Umm, I hate to break it you bro, but your kids were all over this chick’s back?  Like this ain’t 1975 homie.  They got these things called DNA tests now and they eat lower back sperm samples for breakfast.  And I’m not sure but I think this may be one of the hardest situations to talk yourself out of in the history of awkward hookup rape-like situations.  Sperm from your dick all over her back.  I believe that’s what they refer to in the Wire as a 'dunker.'

Stimulus = Waste

Amazingly, this was found on CNN.

"The recovery is picking up steam as employers boost payrolls, but economists think the government’s stimulus package and jobs bill had little to do with the rebound, according to a survey released Monday.

In latest quarterly survey by the National Association for Business Economics, the index that measures employment showed job growth for the first time in two years — but a majority of respondents felt the fiscal stimulus had no impact."

So basically, like we all know and predicted, the ~$750 billion spent on the “stimulus” has done nothing and has little to no effect on the economy and its “recovery.”  This can also be seen in a study by Gallup that shows the creation of jobs by the Federal Government significantly outpaces the private sector.

So basically Obama’s effect so far, both with the stimulus and other legislation, has been to shrink the private sector and grow the government.  And don’t think that this just happened to be a side effect of his actions – it is the goal.

Kid Calls 911 For Math Help

Here is a 911 recording of a 4 year old calling 911 for help with his "takeaways." Very cute.

Gives A Whole New Meaning To Karate Kid

Talk About Rubbing It In

I will never know the person who is behind this moon but I can only think of a few scenarios that would fit his description.

A.  He’s the awesome rich guy who realizes that life is great and that you should make the best of it.

B.  He’s a douchebag rich guy who is rubbing in the fact that he’s riding in a Lamborghini and is letting you know about it.

C.  He’s the friend of the rich guy driving the Lamborghini who is living up live to the fullest while he has this chance.

I kind of hope it’s C.

Courtesy of Uncoached

Obama Seeks To Make Patriot Act More Abusive, Sweet.

When this goofball campaigned in 2008, he promised that he would respect the Constitution, and push for reforms of laws passed under Bush, that established abusive government powers of surveillance against the American people. Once Obama became President, his promises of reform quickly faded.  What’s actually happening now is that Obama is using the power of the White House to push to make Bush's unconstitutional laws even worse.

A perfect example is Obama’s recent activity on the Patriot Act, the foundation for the government’s system of surveillance against the American people. President Obama is sending representatives to Capitol Hill to push for the expansion of the power to spy on American’s Internet use through National Security Letters that are not even approved by a court of law, but are certified by the very law enforcement officers who are directing surveillance to take place.  What the fuck?  Obama’s effort to expand the spying powers of the Patriot Act are aimed at Americans’ use of the Internet, to go beyond simple communications to encompass practically everything we do online.

This summer, Obama gave a speech to a Netroots Nation gathering, asking liberals to have patience with him, because he just needs more time to work on fulfilling his promises. Obama’s attempt to expand unconstitutional spying powers, however, should serve as a reminder to you liberals that Obama has been using much of the time he’s had in the White House so far to actually make things worse. 

In the 2012 election, why should liberals work to help to give Barack Obama more time to take America in the wrong direction?   Then you have the Republicans candidates that are supposedly going to make a run at the office next year - Mike Huckabee is stuck in the last century, Ron Paul is convinced of the existence of a secret treasonous superhighway (what? equipped with a cloaking device?), and Sarah Palin wants to push her version of radical Christianity down your kids' throats. Do you find that scary? I do. 

US to face shortage of Doctors

According to the Wall Street Journal, the US is going to face a shortage of doctors in the coming years, most likely due to the fact that there will be tons of more insured people in the US.

Some predict that there could be a shortage of up to 150,000 doctors in the next 15 years.  The article doesn’t really address this, but the new healthcare "reform" is certainly not helping the situation.   I’ve yet to find a person who likes the new healthcare reform bill.

Obama says to "Tone it down"

          Politico has a story up concerning CBS News’ recent hard-hitting Obama interview in which Harry Smith played basketball with the President.

          During the interview, this is what Obama had to say about some of the criticism of his actions as President:

North Dighton Bible campers answer phone calls from God - Taunton, MA

I'm sorry but this makes my stomach turn. These kids are too young to be force fed crap like this. Indoctrination at its best.  Click here to read full article.

Obama Backpedals on Mosque

Sam Harris on Obama's failure to acknowledge that Islam is different than any other faith.

Obama Backpedals on Mosque

the best craigslist ad EVER.

Best Photos of the Week Courtesty of theChive.com

Adorable Corgi Bellyflop

Quite possibly the cutest bellyflop I have ever seen.

I'd Bet My Life This Person Voted For Obama

McNugget Rage.  YOU CAN'T GET NUGGETS @ 10:25 AM LADY.

Let's Give Out Free Crack Pipes. Seattle, What A City.

Mother Of New Al Qaeda Leader (American Resident) On Domestic Terror Attacks

This is insanity to me.  She should be deported immediately.

The Professional Photographer Version of the Obama Administration

What is the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) looking for?

read the article @ discovery...

Call Of Duty Pro Gamer NoM4D Plays With His Lips & Chin Only

For anyone who plays Modern Warfare you should know that there is a button layout called Nomad. This was made specifically for Randy Fitzgerald (NoM4D) who suffers from a rare condition known as Arthrogryposis which leaves him paralyzed from the neck down. For anyone who hasn’t seen NoM4D in action, this is a video of him dominating on the Modern Warfare map known as Crash.  This guy has some serious skills.  I can't believe this is even real.











Here's something else I found... It's a sweet compilation of gun shot sounds from COD Modern Warfare 2 made into "music".   I thought it was kind of cool, and I don't even play the game.

WoW Ninjitsu Insanity.

HOLY SHIT Batman! This guy girl is a force to be reckoned with. I love how her breathing gets even louder as she gets lower to the ground. Instead of hitting people in the skull with her jack maybe she should attach 10lb weights to both sides and hit the gym.  I love it.

Bust A Move (Street Edition)

Best Cry Ever (Intervention)

This awesome clip is from some dumb A&E show called Intervention. I may just have to start watching this more often.  Lets us gain joy from this poor dudes hilarious sorrow.

Justin Beiber Gets Belted in the Head With a Water-Bottle

this is freaking classic.  maybe next time it will be a rock.

Nerd's Ineffective Throwing Technique

Douchebag Lets Foul Ball Hit Girlfriend @ Astros Game

A Zoo-York hat-wearing guy took his girlfriend to a Houston Astros game, and got seats down the left-field line.  The perfect spot for a long, trailing, curving foul ball.  So what does he do when a ball gets hit right at him?  He ducks out of the way like a pussy, and lets the ball drill his lady friend right in the forearm. (which actually probably hurt pretty bad) This prompts two questions: A. How the hell does he not protect his girl? B. What guy is too afraid to try to catch a foul ball at a baseball game?


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$70,000 Coked Out Monkeys - Courtesy Of Your Stimulus Money

  
 You always hear about tax-payer stimulus money being wasted on this and that, but I think I found the proverbial "straw that broke this camel's back."   It actually came first from ABC's John Karl on Good Morning America, where he highlighted a new report by two Republican senators (kind of strange, considering they spend money on some idiotic shit too) on EXTREME examples of waste in this "essential" stimulus bill.   Karl rattled off some jaw dropping data: "$71,000 (out of your paycheck) for researchers at Wake Forest University to see how monkeys react under the influence of cocaine. "  The two senators informed viewers that they released their news report "exclusively to ABC." I want to see if NBC or CBS is going to follow up  on this story.   Doubt it.

Lady Gaga talks Immigration - SHUT THE HELL UP

here is a perfect example of why half our country is ruh-tards, they listen to and take people seriously that dress up like a 10 year old girl on halloween .   Yeah....I really hope people are going to be persuaded by this bimbo. Listen, I know there are several people who love this country and work/live on Visa's. They love this country, and are working toward their citizenship. But for some reason, since there isn't an ocean between us and Mexico they think they don't have to live by our laws. This isn't racism, it has nothing to do about racism, but hell if anybody can understand that. Seriously, give me a break. You watch, after the democrats see this, I bet MSNBC will have Lady Gaga come give an "exclusive" interview to Rachel Maddow, or Keith Olberman now, wouldn't be surprised if NBC did the same thing.  

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"Italy's Miss Chubby Pageant took a sledgehammer to my WTF meter"

continue if you dare..

love drew barrymore.

The $23,000 Census Bureau's totem pole? (with your money)

I have heard of some pretty crazy stories about the waste of taxpayer money for this and for that, but this one is definitely near the top of the list.  

NOT the totem, feel better?

Stephen Robert Morse (@biggovernment.com) wrote on his blog yesterday about the Census Bureau commissioning (nice word for buying) a totem pole to be constructed in Alaska, then hauled to D.C.  Steve Jost of the Census Bureau wrote back to him and responded with this: 

The image you posted is not that of the 2010 Census Totem.  You can see the totem in this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0-29Ig-FY

Since you have prejudged the value of this important promotional effort before knowing anything about the cost, I’m doubtful the following will be of much solace to you.

In early 2010 while plans were being made for the first enumeration in Noorvik, Alaska, one of the oldest native organizations in the state made a significant gesture. The Alaska Native Brotherhood passed a resolution supporting the Census and forming the creation of a totem pole to mark this significant event.  Our Seattle Region put together a plan to commission the art, and have it travel Alaska and Washington State tribal events for several months  to promote participation in the 2010 Census.  The totem pole is a storytelling icon steeped in the culture and traditions of the Alaska Native and Northwest Pacific Coastal peoples. It is an immediately recognizable symbol to the native people throughout America’s largest state.

The art was commissioned at a cost of $20,000.  The cost to have it travel across the country for permanent display at Census is $3,111.   We believe strongly that this has been a very effective promotional investment that symbolizes the Census Bureau’s constitutional mandate to ensure a complete count of all tribal lands, especially the 564 Federally recognized tribes.

The response to the Census Totem encouraged us to find a permanent home for it here at our headquarters along with other historical Census artifacts.

seriously?

Tin Man! How Can I Ever Repay You?!

don't get oil all over your ruby slippers, dorothy.

The RAVE TOILET

Ever wondered what it would be like to flush glowsticks down the toliet? (me niether)

Don't know why I like Parkour so much

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Fox & Friends goofballs.

          So im watching Fox & Friends this morning, and I know I'm picky but I just know there are people that are way more fit to be the host of a news show.  I actually like the one guy Dave that usually only does weekends,  Clayton is a little on the strange side for a host,  Steve just doesn't come across as a real forthright person, I can tell he tries to spin certain things sometime, and I mean that's understandable, its FOX.   Every news show does.  Brian is the other main male host, I'm not sure how i feel about him, he's very opinionated, which is probably why they asked him to have a radio show also.  I really can't stand either of the females on the show, they just seem WAY too ditzy to be able to be allowed to let this many million people hear their opinions.  Leave it to the professionals ladies.  Sometimes they say stuff that's so ridiculous I actually get on my computer, and email them.  I swear one time, I got a reply from Gretchen because I called her out so bad on something so ridiculous she said,  I have the email stilll to prove it.  She was MAD.   haha.  But the purpose for this whole spiel was this morning they had a short piece on a study that had been done about how kissing your children on the lips past a certain age, could somehow damage the way they act around other children.  None of the hosts really agreed with it, except Clayton, but then Alisyn pops up and says the way her and her child kiss is like a "makeout session."   Ummmm, ok Alisyn?  She went on and said "What am i supposed to do, push him away?"  Come on, YES, IF YOUR KID IS MAKING OUT WITH YOU, PUSH  HIM AWAY.  At least Dave said it was disturbing, because I couldn't freaking believe what I heard.  Oh well, even though FOX News is the only channel that still has any journalistic credibility, they are still really weird sometimes.  It's time for some new morning show hosts.  I think Greg Gutfeld from 'Red Eye', would be an excellent choice for the morning show, instead of the 3am show they have him hosting right now.  He's absolutely hilarious, I'm not sure if anybody knows what I'm talking about, because its on at 3am, but it's definitely the funniest show on FOX.