Nancy Pelosi, how do you still have a job? Why are you so gross?

I don't even know what to say. Except after you watch this, read on and see that Pelosi's claims must have came from “The Institute for Facts and Figures I Pulled Out of My Butt.”  We need a freaking politician who will go on television, radio, wherever, when something like this happens and clear it up.  This is what leads to people being so far extremely left or right.  They just continue to hear and actually listen to ridiculous claims by crooks & liars, such as Nancy Pelosi.  I don't know how anybody even has any respect for this loose skin alien looking gasbag of a human being.  SMARTEN UP PEOPLE.  If it sounds like bullshit, IT PROBABLY IS.






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Cop Doesn't Like Sunday Drivers. GET IN THE SLOW LANE.

This is good.  I wish there was more smart pieces of bacon like this copper.  He's got the right idea, don't pull them over, don't waste my time, don't waste your time, or anybody else's time with the stupid paperwork and effort that goes into writing someone up for going to slow.  Just flash them a little bit, show them whose boss, and direct them into the slow lane, where they belong.  Love it.

Dirt Biker's Cheek Impaled By Tree Branch. Sweet.

Beautiful day to ride off-road in the desert? Check. GoPro attached to your helmet? Check. Having a one-inch diameter tree branch piece through your cheek after dumping your bike? Checkmate. 

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Ueli Steck Speed Climbing Switzerland’s ‘The Eiger’

In 2008, Swiss mountaineer Ueli Steck set a record time for ascending "The Eiger's" treacherously steep north face. Steck destroyed the previous record (set by himself) by summiting the legendary 13,025 foot mountain in Switzerland's Bernese Alps in only two hours and 47 minutes. Beating your own records just for the sake of beating them? That's pretty bad ass. Meanwhile, a film crew captured the historic climb. This four and a half minutes of alpine bliss is a great way to kick-start your Monday. 




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Dude Films Tornado That Cruises Right By

More than 243 tornadoes were reported in 14 states in the Midwest and South over the weekend, leaving at least 45 people in the aftermath. Quite a few videos of the twisters have popped up on YouTube over the past 48 hours, including this footage of an  EF2 tornado filmed by a brave man in a Wilson, North Carolina grocery store parking lot. The man who captured this video is named Steven Hoag and toughs the storm out in his truck like a badass. ABC11-TV asked Hoag how he remained so calm when the twister was merely a few feet away. His response will make you scream "Hoorah" in your cubicle: "I was a Marine, and I love Jesus!" Check out his footage below.

Waterboarding Like A Boss

Here we have a captain of a small motorboat who decides to leave the controls, grab a surf board, and shimmy off the boat's stern to shred his ship's wake without a rope. Yes, he's using a surf board rather than an actual wake board. For style points, this dude goes about his business while smoking a cigarette. Naturally, the only obvious choice to accompany this feat of badassness is the "Baywatch" theme.  Sure, letting the boat go full throttle while tearing up its wake seems dangerous and all, but there's no denying the dude deserves a nomination in the Boss Hall of Fame.